Up Mitt Creek (or: One Out of Three Is Bad…for Romney)

January 21st, 2012

A follow-up to Mitt Mumbles, inspired by Mitt Romney’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week.


For erstwhile GOP front-runner Mitt.

This week has turned his campaign to shit.


He want from winning two in a row and being poised to win three

To now winning a measly one out of three.


(His Iowa win was retroactively taken away,

And one of his vote-splitters dropped out, all on the same day.)


He failed to find a successful way to disparage

His now main rival‘s apparent belief in open marriage.


He fumbled badly on realeasing his tax returns,

Which the biggest self-inflicted wound of the week earns.


And in SC he went from up 20 to losing by twelve points,

A result which Mitt and his supporters surely disappoints.


All in all, Romney definitely had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week.

Unless he can recover in Florida, our friend’s clearly up Mitt creek.


Here’s your theme music, Wipe Out by The Surfaris .

Here’s the book referred to above, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

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