The Very Hungry (Female) Caterpillar

April 5th, 2012

A follow-up to SWM and Squashing Your Freedom about RNC Chair Reince Priebus’s comment comparing women to caterpillars.


“Now if the Democrats said we had a war on caterpillars and every mainstream media outlet talked about the fact that Republicans have a war on caterpillars, then we’d have  problems with caterpillars. I mean, the fact of the matter is it’s a fiction.” – RNC Chair Reince Priebus


The Feminazis are like insect pests destroying our nation.

No wonder Republicans seek their extermination.


They challenge a man’s rightful authority

And threaten to make men the minority.


Higher and higher up society’s ladder they climb,

Leaving behind them a trail of slime.


They use feminine wiles wayward men of their virtue to divest,

And want the rest of us to subsidize their wantonness.


They worm their way into where they don’t belong,

And will consume all that’s good in the world before long.


They eat up jobs and promotions that rightfully belong to men

Instead of letting us go back to the good old fifties again.


Sure, female caterpillars only eat 77% as much as male caterpillars do,

But shouldn’t the males be given that 77% too?


If you with these points agree,

Then in November, vote GOP!


Here’s Rachel’s 4/05/12 report.

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Here’s an animated version of the book that inspired our title, The Very Hungry Caterpillar.


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