The Umpire Strikes Out
June 6th, 2010
Inspired by Umpire Jim Joyce’s blown call costs Armando Galarraga perfect game (Washington Post 6/03/10), Bud Selig will not reverse umpire Jim Joyce’s botched call (Washington Post 6/04/10) and Will: Baseball should not Overrule Umpire’s Wrong Call (ABCNews.com 6/06/10).
Props to Jim Joyce (the guy who the Detroit-Cleveland game umpired)–
Now nobody’s calling for you to be fired.
You knew what was right and had the guts to do it:
You made a mistake, but you owned up to it.
As the saying goes, to err is human,
But admitting you’re wrong to divinity is akin.
And props to you, Armando Galarraga (the Tigers pitcher):
Your attitude is a pleasant change from the self-centered bitcher.
Some primadonnas blame others for disasters they create,
But that you didn’t do that in this case is really great.
Commissioner Selig, why make everyone suffer for an honest error?
Wouldn’t correction of the record book be fairer?
It’s not like that would be opening up a case that had been closed long ago–
This just happened a few days ago.
And George, as with your political commentary, your logic is elusive:
Sportsmanship and fairness are not mutually exclusive.
As B. Bear points out, your “tolerance for mistakes” trumping fairness
Are like the prior Administration’s unwillingness, their mistakes to address.
Yes, it’s true, the umpire did strike out,
But that he’s a mensch is no longer in doubt.
But he made up for it by hitting a homerun,
But that doesn’t mean the error shouldn’t be undone.
It’s good to admit when you blow it,
But hard to if you don’t even know it.
Evidence of their mistakes continues to accrue,
So maybe Bush-Cheney will do it someday too.
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Here’s Countdown’s 6/03/10 report.
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
Here’s George Will’s “This Week” interview.
Sorry, wrong video clip. That was actually a scene from the source of our titular inspiration, The Empire Strikes Back. Here’s the George Will interview. And sorry George, but I won’t come over to your dark side.
Here’s Keith Olbermann on 9/18/06 calling for a Bush apology. “It will not be offered, of course. He does not realize its necessity. There are now none around him who would tell him, nor could.” Flawed logic, Mr. ex-President? And like Keith says, “it is never unacceptable to think” (now that was an Evil Empire for you). This is truly an impressive statement, so watch it all the way through.
Then radio host Al Franken once ruminated about a Bush mea culpa interview along the lines of the Nixon-Frost interview (watch that below ; Nixon’s pseudo-admission that “perhaps…some of the things were wrong” comes at the 47 second mark) that would go on for days. I thought it was in his very funny documentary God Spoke (watch that below too), but I couldn’t find the clip in there. (If you have or know of that clip, please email me.)
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