The Cain Mutiny

December 3rd, 2011

Here’s my live blog (in verse) about Cain’s announcement.



The first part of his speech sounded defiant, but could this be it?

Now @TheHermanCain sounds like he’s going to quit



With a chorus of his supporters’ dissension

@TheHermanCain has announced his campaign is now in suspension



Just so no one thinks @TheHermanCain is a quitter,

Plan B is for Cain to sell his endorsement to the highest bidder.



“Suspension” means Cain can still accept your campaign contribution,

Which seems to be most important part of The Cain Solution.


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