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The World’s End

Monday, October 13th, 2014

Inspired by my Twitter frenemy BR41, who with his friends on the right always is on the lookout for another world-ending crisis that President Obama has caused.

 

“Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice.

Either way, it’ll be Obama’s fault.” – Robert Frost (paraphrased)

 

Unless America our wayward ways mend,

The world is definitely coming to an end.

 

Obamacare, Border kids, Ebola, or ISIS:

There’s always a new end-of-times crisis.

 

There’s a different cause every week, but always the same reason:

Obama is a incompetent communist dictator guilty of treason.

 

(Funny how he’s all-powerful and powerless simultaneously–

You’d think the contradiction would cause right-wing heads to explode spontaneously.)

 

Fast & Furious, Benghazi, and the IRS

Are all put forth as “proof” by the right-wing press.

 

Repubs look frantically for a smoking gun,

And when they can’t find it, look for a new one.

 

And when California falls into the ocean because of the Saint Andreas fault,

Somehow that will also be Obama’s fault.

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