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Bananas

Inspired by Stephen Colbert’s new investment opportunity.

“I need not search for precious gold;

Of wealth I have my share.

For with my eyes I scan the skies,

And find my fortune there.” – Spike Jones

Stephen Colbert has uncovered a new gold mine,

And is pushing his own version of Goldline.

You too can get in on the ground floor,

But you must act now to get your foot in the door.

What is this new big investment bonanza?

Hint: It too is yellow and in short supply—the banana.

So sorry, Glenn, now you and Goldline have competition:

You’ll have to work extra hard to beat the opposition.

Gold or bananas, which should YOU choose?

Then again, both are so great, either way you can’t lose.

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Here’s Stephen Colbert’s 1/05/11 report about the worldwide banana shortage and the investment opportunity it has created.

Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Yellowline International, Inc.

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