The Mittifesto

Friday, February 10th, 2012

Inspired by the Romney doctrine, as elucidated by the Mitt himself today at CPAC.

Mitt’s campaign consultants worked night and day

To develop heartfelt beliefs in time for Mitt’s speech today.

Mitt’s recitation of those beliefs seemed to go over well,

But will it change any votes? Only time will tell…

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Here’s Mitt’s speech.

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