February 23rd, 2011
“Sarah Stoesz who has the Planned Parenthood operation in my state of Minnesota said she recently opened three express centers in wealthy Minnesota suburbs and shopping centers and malls and places where women are already doing their grocery shopping, picking up Starbucks, living their daily lives, and stopping off for an abortion.” – Michele Bachmann (R-MN)
Whose clinic this is I think I know.
Her house is in the suburbs though.
She will not mind my stopping here
To make an offering to the god of Roe.
Abortion’s wrong, I guess I know
But it’s so convenient, I just have to go.
If it weren’t so easy, I might not get it–
I’d just have the kid and then forget it.
I won’t give it any thought,
Just like the skim chai latte that I bought.
As you know, all we Pro-Choicers
Are just thoughtless baby killing rejoicers.
The clinic’s convenient, clean, and cheap,
Because of subsidies taxpayers on Planned Parenthood heap.
I’m only getting this abortion because it’s cheaper
Than it would be if the baby were a keeper.
Still, I’ve got to abort in a hurry
Before I start to reconsider or worry:
If I did, I might have a second thought
About terminating what God begot.
Some say making me see the ultrasound would be demeaning,
But I know those requirements are just well-meaning.
And I have miles to go before picking up my dry-cleaning;
Miles to go before picking up my dry-cleaning.
Here’s Jon Stewart’s 2/22/11 report.
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