So Proud

April 27th, 2011

Inspired by The Donald.


“I’ve accomplished something that nobody else has been able to accomplish. I am really happy and honestly, I’m very proud that I was able to bring this to a point… I feel I’ve accomplished something really, really important… I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role… I’m really honored and I’m really proud…I’m very honored… I’m very proud of myself… I’m taking great credit… I am really happy… I am really proud. I am really honored.” – The Donald, taking credit for Obama’s release of his long-form birth certificate

 

President Trump, you’ve done something so great, so noble

That it’s only a matter of time before you get your Nobel.


I call you “President” because it’s only a matter of time

Before you become the greatest president of all time.


What you did is such a great feat

How can any other candidate with you compete?


You’ve always been a world-renowned mover and shaker,

And are already more of a Pres than that Kenyan faker.


(We know you’re American because of that New York inflection.

Plus, you have a so much more presidential complexion.)


You must be qualified, since you’re a billionaire,

Not to mention that equally impressive head of hair.


POTUS is the only job worthy of a man of your aptitude,

Not to mention your positive mental attitude.


All our problems would be so simple for someone like you.

You’ll get rid of all those losers, just like you on your show do.


(Busey and Meatloaf could fight it out to see

Who would be hired to be your VP.)


Just think what you could do with all that power–

You could tear down the White House and build another Trump Tower!


And after 1600 Trump Avenue had been redone,

You could add a giant “T” to Air Force One.


With you as Pres, America could again be proud of itself–

Maybe even almost as much as you are of yourself.


And on your blessed inauguration day,

Americans can be proud of ourselves in the very same way.


So please, Donald, finish what you’ve begun.

Say you’ll do it… say you’ll run!

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Here’s Hardball’s 4/27/11 medley of self-congratulation by Donald Trump.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Here’s Lawrence O’Donnell’s 4/20/11 comment on how smart Donald is (or at least says he is), and why that’s a problem. I also like Lawrence’s analysis of Donald’s “the Blacks” comment.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Here’s the Daily Show’s 3/22/11 Moment of Zen video clip of Trump’s statement that he will “easily” go down in history as the greatest president ever.

Here’s Lewis Black’s excellent commentary on The Donald’s presidential prowess.

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