Simultaneous Orgasm (or: Just Missed Conservatives’ “C” Spot)

November 26th, 2012

Inspired by Barak resigns to spend time with family (CNN via New10.Net 11/26/12).

 

When they read the headline, millions of right-wingers started to spasm

In a synchronized mass simultaneous orgasm.

 

Alas, they were soon disappointed, you see

Because the headline was missing that “c.”

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Here’s the aforementioned CNN report.

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