Shameless Steele

October 14th, 2009

As reported in “GOP mocks Obama’s peace prize, Russians praise it” (TPM 10/11/09), the Republican National Committee issued a fundraising letter immediately following President Obama’s Nobel Prize win in which RNC Chair Michael Steele wrote “Democrats and their international leftist allies want America made subservient to the agenda of global redistribution and control. And truly patriotic Americans like you and our Republican Party are the only thing standing in their way.” What was he thinking while drafting this letter? Here’s my guess.


It’s too bad Obama won the Nobel Prize.

There must be an angle we can devise.

How about “Democrats and their international leftist allies”

(Foreigners are easy to criticize).


The bad guys want “global redistribution and control” —

Is that a high enough level of vitriol?

Maybe not – let’s take it up another level

(After all, we are locked in combat with the devil).


Dems and international lefties want “America made subservient” —

There, that ought to cause some discontent.

For people who fear international encroaching,

They can already hear black helicopters approaching.


But “truly patriotic Americans like you” will save the day,

By donating $25-$1000 without delay

We can make those lefties pay,

Because “you and our Republican Party are the only thing standing in their way.”


There, I think that’s pretty good.

Should I send it out? Yes, I should.

So what if there are crazies it might alarm.

After all, what could be the harm?


Here’s a video clip of Sen. Barbara Boxer’s reaction to Steele’s comments.

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