Santorum (or: Now That’s What I Call a Google Problem)

February 22nd, 2011

“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be… If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery.” – Rick Santorum (which, along with other comments, inspired…)
 
“Santorum: A frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” – What comes up when you GoogleSantorum

 

Rick Santorum doesn’t like The Gay.

(You can tell from the funny things he likes to say.)


Dan Savage didn’t like the things Rick was saying

(He and others found them dismaying).


So Dan used his characteristic aplomb

And planted a Rick Santorum Google bomb,


Now, when you look up “Santorum” online,

You might be surprised at what you find.


Does this fecal definition fit?

I think so, because Rick’s so full of it.

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Here’s Stephen Colbert’s 2/21/11 report on Santorum’s “Google problem.”

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