Progressives Are Evil (or, Long Live the Anti-Beck)

March 19th, 2010

Inspired by Jon Stewart’s realization, thanks to Glenn Beck, that Progressivism is evil.


Reagan succeeded, the word “Liberal” a negative connotation to give,

And now Glenn Beck is working on the word Progressive.


Glenn hates “Progressives” and “Progressivism” with a passion.

In attacking them he’s decided, history to refashion.


As any Glenn Beck fan certainly knows,

Progressives are the cause of all our nations woes.


Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, and Woodrow Wilson were evil, it turns out,

According to the “conservative” devout.


Attacking living opponents is apparently not enough, so instead,

The Right now also has started to attack the dead.


They are, after all, a little easier to attack,

Since they rarely (if ever) fight back.


Are we living Progressives (of which I’m proudly one)

Going to let them get away with this one?

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Here’s Jon’s 3/18/10 Beckian tour de force.

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