Pro-Israel (For Now)

February 2nd, 2011

Inspired by Glenn Beck’s Jewish obsession (Dana Milbank, Washington Post 1/30/11), Beck Breathlessly Predicts An Alliance Of Marxists And Islamic Radicals Will “Implode” The “Whole World” (Media Matters 2/01/11), and Beck Fuels End-Times Hysteria Over Egypt (Religion Dispatches 2/01/11).

“Who will stand with the United States? Who will stand with Israel? …This will be on fire. This is already on fire. This is on fire, this is on fire, this is on fire, and it’s riots all along… They’ll drag these guys out and kill ‘em all.” – Glenn Beck illustrating (on a map of the Middle East on his chalkboard) how the protests in Tunisia and Egypt are part of a conspiracy by Israel’s enemies to surround her

“Wow. So I just turned on Fox News and Geraldo Rivera was doing a peace on Egypt. While talking live to some correspondent in Egypt, they showed a map. The guy was explaining that, no matter what happens in Egypt, it’s hard to imagine how it’s good for Israel. He went on to show a map that was all green, representing ‘radical islamic states’ and ‘enemies of Israel.’ The guy said, ‘Israel will be completely surrounded by enemies.’ I had to pinch myself cause I could have sworn I was in some ‘left behind’ style movie.” – GrapplewithGod on Rapture Ready bulletin board 1/29/11 9:40 p.m.

“And when ye shall see Jerusalem compassed with armies, then know that the desolation thereof is nigh. Then let them which are in Judea flee to the mountains; and let them which are in the midst of it depart out; and let not them that are in the countries enter thereinto. For these be the days of vengeance, that all things which are written may be fulfilled. ” — Luke 21:20 (King James Version)

Religious Rightists often trumpet their insistence

That they support Israel’s continued existence.

But they only want Israel around till the End of Days,

Because of the role it in their Armageddon plays.

Then, they won’t think twice

About offering Israel as their sacrifice.

Yes, Religious Rightists regard Israel with adoration,

Until it’s time for Israel’s ritual annihilation.

(Unfortunately for Jews, Israel’s succumbing

Is a necessary predecessor to the Second Coming.)

So stop saying you’re pro-Israel, Religious Right,

As if that proves you’re not anti-Semite.

That’s like saying that Jim Purdue

Is a big chicken-lover too.

After all, Jim also works hard so his chickens survive,

Until the preordained End Times for their slaughter arrive.


Here’s Glenn Beck’s 1/31/11 recitation of the signs of the times (End Times, that is) and report on the liberal/radical Muslim conspiracy to surround Israel and “destroy the Western world” which the protests in Tunisia, Egypt, and elsewhere are part of. “The Coming Insurrection” he refers to is a book he’s been talking about a lot lately.


Here’s your theme music, End of the World as We Know It  by REM. (Also check out this very funny parody.)


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