May 8th, 2010
Inspired by Great-grandma was a Neanderthal (Washington Post 5/07/10).
People used to (and some still) think that blacks were less evolved,
But that question has now been definitively resolved.
It turns out the opposite is true:
Blacks are more evolved than Asians, and white folks too.
As I’ve discussed before, all modern humans are descended from Africans,
And all human ancestors once had black skins.
Now we learn that Europeans (and Han Chinese)
Carry genes from a pre-modern human species.
And it turns out only Africans are pure-blooded Homo Sapiens,
Since they never bred with our Neanderthal friends.
That happened after our ancestors left our continent of origin
And resulted in our inheritance of Neanderthal genes (just a smidgen).
I personally am glad to have some Neanderthal genes,
Even if that makes me “less evolved,” whatever that means.
I’m happy Neanderthals weren’t completely eliminated,
Which our own human species would have incriminated.
But even more, I enjoy the irony
Of this scientific discovery.
It turns the notion that whites are purebred
Right on it’s Neanderthal head.
Here’s a scene from a documentary about how this breeding might have taken place, Clan of the Cave Bear (OK, just kidding; it’s a movie, not a documentary). Also check out Jean Auel’s original three part book series.
Sorry, I got my clips mixed up. Here’s the documentary, the History Channel’s Clash of the Caveman (about conflict and other “relations” between Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens), followed by a clever Geico/History Channel promo and some other Geico caveman ads (Encino Man, by the way, was Homo Sapiens, not Neanderthal).
Speaking of breeding between species, here are some scenes from one of my favorite sci fi movies, Species (Natasha Henstridge makes being eviscerated by a spear-tail seem almost worth it), along with the review by Siskel & Ebert (they split in their evaluation). The rest of the series wasn’t bad, but not quite as good as the first movie). In this case, the inter-breeding didn’t work out too well…