March 11th, 2010

Watch the Colbert Report videos below for news on monkey programming and the looming monkey threat.

In Florida, Osama Bin Monkey has eluded authorities for over a year

(Authorities are waiting for him to reappear).

In Scotland, scientists have deciphered monkey talk,

Which gives Stephen (and Fox) a whole new demographic to hawk.

(Fox already has staked out this ground–

They’re used to flinging feces around.)


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  1. Newsericks » Blog Archive » Monkey Terrorists Says:

    […] follow-up to our earlier monkey-related post, Fox News reports yet another fake news story designed to scare its viewers. “Get […]

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