Leading God’s Chosen Party to the Political Promised Land

September 29th, 2011

Inspired by Bachmann seeks to woo Christian right (Washington Post9/29/11).

“The people were fearful, the people didn’t trust God, and you know the rest of the story. For 40 years, those who failed to trust in God, for 40 years, those who settled ended up wandering in the wilderness.” — Michele Bachmann yesterday at Liberty University


Michele Bachmann doesn’t want her followers to settle

Until they reach the land where they’re destined to settle.


When God’s Chosen One is finally in command,

She’ll lead her followers to that Promised Land.


Woe to those who don’t follow the straight and narrow

(Just remember what happened to Pharaoh).


Moses’s last name was Ben-Amram, making his initials MB.

That doesn’t seem like a coincidence to me.


Here’s your theme song, Go Down Moses by Paul Robeson.

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