In God’s Time (or: Rick Perry, God Is Telling You to Wait)

August 11th, 2011

Why Rick Perry should not run for President in 2012.

“Oh, but no one knows,
Not you or me,
It might be tomorrow or it might never be.
Oh, but don’t lose faith–
Put it in His hands,
‘Cause it might be that He might have a bigger plan
Than you had in mind.”
 — Randy Houser’s In God’s Time

 

“But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us.” – King James Bible 2 Corinthians 4:7 (the Biblical “double 47”)

 

Governor Perry, I’ve seen a sign

About when your ambitions with God’s plan will align.

 

As a fellow believer in Christian astrology

And the holy magic of numerology,

Surely you will respect this Holy Revelation

About when you’re destined to lead our Nation.

 

Heed, therefore, this Sign from Heaven

Of the double 47.

 

Surely it’s no coincidental nexus

That you’re the 47th governor ofTexas.

As 2 Corinthians 4:7 clearly meant,

You’re destined to be the 47th President.

 

As anyone who reads the Bible can clearly divine,

Such symmetry can only be evidence of Creation Divine.

 

And as the 47th President, it has been foretold

You’d be elected in 2020, and exactly 70 years old.

 

That’s how old President Reagan was when he was elected.

(Such signs and symmetry must be respected.)

 

“Double 20” also mirrors your election as governor in 2002,

So it makes sense that it’s reverse is when you’d be elected President too.

 

Should you follow a sign from God when it appears?

All you have to do is wait a few more years.

 

Don’t believe me? Listen to the song.

(The lyrics are included below if you want to sing along.)

 

If you do run, you might possibly win, but I doubt you will,

Since that would obviously be in defiance of God’s will.

 

Would you then of the Presidency be deserving

If it were not God but Satan whom you were thereby serving?

 

Remember, it’s in God alone that we must trust.

The excellency of power must be of Him, and not us.

***

Here’s your theme music, Randy Houser’s In God’s Time (the lyrics are below).

 

In God’s Time by Randy Houser
A million years might only be a single day,
And everything He does gets done His own way
In God’s time.

 

And in God’s time,
You’ll find that certain someone you’ve been praying for,
And they’ll be everything you dreamed of and a little more,
In God’s time.

 

Oh, but no one knows,
Not you or me,
It might be tomorrow or it might never be.
Oh, but don’t lose faith–
Put it in His hands,
‘Cause it might be that He might have a bigger plan
Than you had in mind.
Miracles happen
In God’s time.

 

And in God’s time,
You’ll finally get the chance to hold your baby girl,
And all the sudden everything’ll make sense in this crazy world,
In God’s time.

 

Oh, but no one knows,
Not you or me,
It might be tomorrow or it might never be.
Oh, but don’t lose faith–
Put it in His hands,
‘Cause it might be that He might have a bigger plan
Than you had in mind.
Miracles happen
In God’s time.

 

And In God’s time,
You go to sleep and wake up with wings and learn to fly.
And you finally meet your loved ones on the other side,
In God’s time.

 
 
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