I Don’t Know How to Love Him (…or Her)

September 20th, 2011

Inspired by the end of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell today.


You love our military,

But starting today

You’re a little worried

That’ll make you gay.


With DADT’s end

You’re a little concerned

That your love for our troops

Might cause you to be turned.


But nothing’s changed–

You can rest easy,

Even if knowing some soldiers are gay

Makes you queasy.


They’re still the same soldiers

They were before.

They just don’t have to

Hide anymore.


They’re still out there

Defending our flag.

Supporting them now

Won’t make you a fag.


With all they’re doing

You too have to do your part,

So keep loving our brave men and women

With all your heart.


Here’s Stephen Colbert’s 9/20/11 report on the end of DADT. He used to love our brave men and women in uniform, but doesn’t know how to do that any more.

Here’s your theme music, I Don’t Know How to Love Him from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar.

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