How McConnella Got His Groove Back

July 15th, 2010

Inspired by McConnell: GOP ‘got our groove back’ (The Hill 7/15/10). I’m so happy for you, Mitch…

“We broke out of the Washington echo chamber, fought the government-driven solutions the Democrats were proposing. In short, you might say we got our groove back.” — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnella (R-PU)


In November 2008, Republicans were in the dumps,

Having just fallen into the mother of electoral slumps.


After eight years of making America their bitch,

Republicans drove the national car into the ditch.


But first, they let the brakes go out

And then proceeded, all the speed limits to flout.


“The light was green,” the Republicans lie.

And did I mention, they were DUI?


They flipped the car, and totaled it,

And when Dems try to fix it, they have a fit.


So it’s natural that Republicans were a little depressed,

Especially at the lack of gratitude voters expressed.


But now after over a year of obstruction and attack,

The GOP has its groove back.


So, anyway, says Mitch McConnella,

Intent on becoming the GOP’s next Nelson Mandela.


He will lead the victimized GOP to the promised land,

Assuming things between now and November go as planned:


Continue to “just say no” to the Obama Administration:

As much as Republicans hate him, Obama has been their salvation.


That has been and will continue to be the plan…

So both Mitch and Stella were saved by a handsome black man.

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Here’s the trailer from the movie that inspired our title, How Stella Got Her Groove Back.

And here’s your theme music, Jazzie’s Groove by Soul II Soul, from the How Stella Got Her Groove Back soundtrack.

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