Heads I Win, Tails You Lose

May 18th, 2012

Inspired by PrioritiesUSA’s new Bain ad.



“If we lost, they made money. If we survived, they made money.” – PrioritiesUSA Bain ad






It’s a familiar refrain

With Mitt Romney and Bain:

Heads I win, tails you lose,

And healthy profits your methods excuse.


Though it seems funny,

Bain always made money.

Whether their company succeeded or failed,

Bain’s profit motive always prevailed.


They profited when they developed a successful business,

And even more when their “investment” went out of business.

They always squeezed out millions more than they ever put in.

Whatever happened to their takeover target, Bain would win.


And if making a few dollars more means their target has to die?

So sorry GST; too bad Ampad, but it’s time to say good-bye.


Here’s PrioritiesUSA’s new Bain ad. For more about Bain, visit RomneyEconomics.com.

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