I’m broke but I’m happy

I’m broke but I’m happy

I’m poor but I’m kind

I’m poor but unkind

I’m short but I’m healthy, yeah

I think sex is unhealthy, yeah

I’m high but I’m grounded

I hate activist judges

I’m sane but I’m overwhelmed

But can’t name a single case.

I’m lost but I’m hopeful baby

I’m lost and I’m hopeless baby

What it all comes down to

What it all comes down to

Is that everything’s gonna be fine fine fine

Is that everything’s gonna be fine fine fine

’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket

’cause I’ve got Sean Hannity in my pocket

And the other one is giving a high five

And he’s giving me a high five.

I feel drunk but I’m sober

I act drunk but I’m sober

I’m young and I’m underpaid

I’m young but I’m chaste

I’m tired but I’m working, yeah

I’m tired of campaigning, yeah

I care but I’m restless

I’m not like you heard

I’m here but I’m really gone

I’m me but I’m really you

I’m wrong and I’m sorry baby

I’m wrong and I’m sorry baby

What it all comes down to

What it all comes down to

Is that everything’s gonna be quite alright

Is that everything’s gonna be quite alright

’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket

’cause I’ve got Sean Hannity in my pocket

And the other one is flicking a cigarette

And I can use him to raise money.

And what it all comes down to

And what it all comes down to

Is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet

Is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet

’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket

’cause I’ve got Sean Hannity in my pocket

And the other one is giving the peace sign

And we’ll get those darn GOP insiders.

I’m free but I’m focused

I love eating meatballs

I’m green but I’m wise

I think lab mice have human brains

I’m hard but I’m friendly baby

Why aren’t monkeys are still evolving?

I’m sad but I’m laughing

I’m sad but I’m laughing

I’m brave but I’m chickenshit

I rave but I’m not a witch.

I’m sick but I’m pretty baby

I’m pure but I’m pretty baby

And what it all boils down to

And what it all boils down to

Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet

Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet

’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket

’cause I’ve got Sean Hannity in my pocket

And the other one is playing the piano

And he never asks me any hard questions.

And what it all comes down to my friends

And what it all comes down to my friends

Is that everything’s just fine fine fine

Is that everything’s just fine fine fine

’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket

’cause I’ve got Sean Hannity in my pocket

And the other one is hailing a taxi cab

I’ll go to Washington and do what you’d do.