Guys: Here’s the Best Thing You Can Do for Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2013

It’s not too late, guys. Here’s something special you can do for your significant other today.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day, men.

Did you forget to get something again?

 

Don’t worry, there’s still time

To come up with a romantic rhyme.

 

(Ladies, the same potentially applies to you,

Though love poems are something men are usually expected to do.)

 

Never written a poem before?

That’s what my simple instructions are for.

 

Don’t worry, and don’t scoff:

I guarantee you, it’ll pay off.

 

Never underestimate, rhyme’s romantic power:

With my technique, you can write a poem in an hour!

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Hey guys: What’s the best thing you can give for Valentine’s Day? Time, effort, emotion, and understanding (read this Washington Post article for more about that). That’s what women really want, and there’s no better way to wrap that all up in one than by writing a poem.

Even if you’re a near-illiterate idiot, you can write a poem. Just follow these easy steps about how to do it. There’s still time: with my foolproof method, you can write a poem in an hour or less! (OK, maybe it will take you a little longer the first time, but it’s easier than you think, and anyone can do it.)

To be on the safe side, buy a box of chocolates and/or flowers, and take her out someplace special for dinner. Then, give her the poem. At worst, she’ll think it’s dumb (even then, she’ll appreciate the effort). But even with a mediocre poem, as long as you put some feeling into it and a little time, I’m betting that she’ll love it.

Click here for my patented four-step process. (If you’re in a hurry, you can skip the “7 rules” and go right to the four steps.) 

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