Goldfinger

May 18th, 2010

A follow up to my earlier piece about Glenn and gold…

“Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can’t disguise what you fear.” — Goldfinger


Glenn can dish it out, but he can’t take it.

Does he really love gold so much, or does he just fake it?


With the far right, gold’s not an investment option, it’s a must

Because they in our government don’t have any trust.


As proof, Glenn reveals how the government is plotting to destroy him

Because Goldline as their sponsor continues to employ him.


How dare someone suggest that Glenn might be exploiting his viewers.

Will Glenn ever succeed in escaping his biased pursuers?


It’s just more evidence that Glenn has been right all along.

Why would the government want to silence him if he’s wrong?


So the fear that makes gold the only investment that can save you

From fasco-socialism’s attempt to enslave you.


Fox packages this fear and sells it at a profit,

With assistance from Glenn (Goldline’s great gold prophet).


The thing about hucksterism is that it never gets old.

What can I say—I guess Glenn really does love gold.

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Here’s Keith’s 5/18/10 report. Note that Glenn talks about “another arm of the Administration” that’s after him. It’s called the Congress, Glenn, and it’s not part of the Executive Branch. Separation of powers much?

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Here’s Glenn hitting back 5/22/10 on The Factor.

Here’s your theme music for today, the opening song from the movie that served as our titular inspiration (here’s the full soundtrack). For real Bond fans, check out this CD of all the Bond theme songs and this James Bond Ultimate Collector’s Set. The video clip is set to start at the song, but if you want to watch the full opening scene (one of the Bond openings), just move the slider back to the beginning.

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