Gay Marriage Rights

July 20th, 2009

No gay marriage rights,
According Rush Limbaugh.
They’ll destroy the tradition of marriage.
But your argument has 1 flaw.

What about all your marriages?
Don’t you think divorce and adultery are a threat?
I’m guessing you cheated on your first 3 wives
(don’t know about #4 yet).
But “homosexuality is a sin”
According to the Bible, you say.
But then so is adultery
In the Old Testament anyway.

Leviticus 20:10 says adulterers must be killed,
But if we followed that admonition,
There wouldn’t be enough Republican politicians left
To protect our marriage tradition.

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