Five Fingers Mitt

February 13th, 2012

Inspired by Norquist: Romney Will Do As Told (David Frum, The Daily Beast 2/13/12). 


“We don’t need a president to tell us in what direction to go. We know what direction to go. We want the Ryan budget… We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don’t need someone to think it up or design it. Pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become president of the United States. This is a change for Republicans: the House and Senate doing the work with the president signing bills. His job is to be captain of the team, to sign the legislation that has already been prepared.” – Grover Norquist at CPAC this week 


Doubt about Mitt on the right wing lingers,

But Grover reassures them: All Mitt needs is fingers.


Mitt doesn’t need economic policies to turn things around,

Which is good since the ones he has our recession will compound.


Mitt doesn’t need morals or long-held belief,

Which given his flip-flopping must be a relief.


Though the right wing Romney can’t stand,

All he needs is the fingers on his right hand.


All Mitt needs is to be able to do is pick up a pen

And sign the Ryan budget then.


Here’s Grover’s ringing endorsement of Mitt Romney at CPAC.

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  1. Newsericks » Blog Archive » President Paul Ryan Says:

    […] Like Grover said, Repubs just need someone who can pick up a pen, […]

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