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Wednesday, August 13th, 2014
Inspired by For Gov. Walker, much is at stake (Sean Sullivan, Washington Post 8/13/14).
“Wait, I didn’t say I’d create 250,000 jobs by the end of my first term. I said I’d create them by the end of my first turn. And it’s still my turn to be Governor.” – Scott Walker’s explanation of his broken promise?
As he prepares for his second gubernatorial run,
Scott is plagued by his promise to hit a home run.
Instead of a home run, Scott hit a bunt,
Which is why Mary Burke is now out in front.
It was a sacrifice bunt at that,
And now he wants another at bat.
(Of course, Scott didn’t sacrifice the Big League players,
He just sacrificed the unions and taxpayers.)
More importantly, he proved he’s a jerk,
And that’s why Wisconsin should elect Mary Burke.