November 13th, 2011

Inspired by Mitt Romney’s threat to give Iran a nuclear weapon unless he’s elected president.

“If we re-elect Barack Obama, Iran will have a nuclear weapon. And if we elect Mitt Romney (if you elect me) as the next president, they will not have a nuclear weapon.” – Mitt Romney at last night’s GOP debate

 

How can Mitt Romney be so sure

That he for Iranian nukes is the cure?

 

How can he be so certain of his rebuke

That if Obama’s reelected, Iran will get a nuke?

 

There’s only one way Mitt can know that’ll happen—

That’s if he himself has a nuclear weapon.

 

Mitt seems to be saying that his foolproof plan

Is that if he’s not elected, he’ll give that nuke to Iran.

 

So unless America wants to be in deep shit,

I guess we all better vote for Mitt.

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Here’s Mitt’s statement.

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   May 5th, 2012 at 10:45 pm

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