Archive for July, 2010
Saturday, July 31st, 2010
I’ve been critical of Fox since my blog commenced,
Saying they’re not fair and balanced.
But I have to admit that Fox News
Does present opposing views.
A while back, they had a panel debate
With varying degrees of anti-Obama hate.
Obama is Hitler, one panelist said,
No, he’s Stalin, said the other instead.
Both were allowed to express their views without restraint,
Conclusively disproving the “Fox is unfair” complaint.
Fox presents many varying opinions
For the edification of its loyal minions.
For example, Fox commentators also disagree
About the current sad state of our country.
Some think the Republic’s already wrecked
(For more on that, read America Glenn Becked),
And some think that’s still happening now
Fox also encourages presentation of different sets of facts
To form the basis for anti-Obama attacks.
Thus, they’re fair to those who have a different reason
For declaring Obama open season.
For example, some say Obama isn’t really President because he was born abroad,
While others give a different reason for Obama’s citizenship fraud.
They say Obama’s not a citizen because his dad wasn’t American.
See, two opposing positions: now let the debate begin!
Given all this balance, it’s obviously no quirk
That Fox is the most trusted network.
Looking at it this way, I have to agree,
How much more fair and balanced could Fox be?